I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, ‘Well, hey, we don’t have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?’ I remember when I was a kid I’d always ask my mom: ‘why don’t we have a Kid’s Day? We have a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day, but why don’t we have a Kid’s Day?’ My mom would always say, ‘every day is Kid’s Day.’ To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can’t you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?
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